u guys goin to the show tonight??

u know how there's supposedly people who think that Metalocalypse sucks because they are marketing metal to people who dont listen to it and then they have to deal with entry level metal fans asking them about what bands they like and then they get a real smug face and will tell them to their face that they listen to shitty metal and then walk away

dont worry baby, ill save u.  lets go back 2 my house and watch bill and teds excellent adventure on vhs.  u remember ecto cooler?  well i got some back at the house.  yeah thats right its totally deadstock, just like my nikes.  we can mix it with some of that grey goose my older brother gave me when i went and visited him in new york last month.

this guy is probably makin that face cause he thinks he got a bad tastin twizzler or cause hes tryin to be funny and making a gasface when u eatin candy is totally ironic and stuff but id like to think that hes just thinkin real hard on how to find a way to get more of his eyebrow hairs attached to his  upper lip

 

i can promise u that 6 years ago this girl would be wearin sweatpants playin pong at a soccer team party but its 2009 and she got wit the times and copped herself some vintage threads and will take some dude back to her dorm so they can smoke some weed, listen to animal collective and then make out until 4am

i know theres always been 'TOTALLY WACKY' girls that really aint all that much to write home about but they bust out a train conductor hat or whatever and mix it up and have a wicked posi attitude and are generally fun to hang out with even tho u would never want to see them wit they clothes off but i feel like their numbers have quadrupled since people started wearin fake glasses again.  by the way if u own a pair of glasses that aren't prescriptionand arent sunglasses u can fuck right off.  fake glasses got big in the 80s when peopel would wear oliver peoples or whatever  and then in the 90s it died off and in the last couple years people decided that its cool to look like steve urkel again.  i cant wait until other physical problems become cool so i can go to my favorite bar and see 20 year old shitheads with fake hearing aids and orthopedic shoes.