hey guys! the new SONIC YOUTH came out today or someday!

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these r my fave sy albums

Date of release	Title	Record label
March 1982	Sonic Youth	Neutral Records
February 1983	Confusion Is Sex	Neutral Records
March 1985	Bad Moon Rising	Homestead Records
May 1986	EVOL	SST Records
June 1987	Sister	SST Records
October 1988	Daydream Nation	Enigma Records / Blast First
June 26, 1990	Goo	DGC Records
July 21, 1992	Dirty	DGC Records
May 10, 1994	Experimental Jet Set, Trash and No Star	DGC Records
September 26, 1995	Washing Machine	DGC Records
May 12, 1998	A Thousand Leaves	DGC Records
May 16, 2000	NYC Ghosts & Flowers	Geffen Records
June 25, 2002	Murray Street	Geffen Records
June 8, 2004	Sonic Nurse	Geffen Records
June 13, 2006	Rather Ripped	Geffen Records
June 9, 2009	The Eternal	Matador Records

u guys goin to the show tonight??

u know how there's supposedly people who think that Metalocalypse sucks because they are marketing metal to people who dont listen to it and then they have to deal with entry level metal fans asking them about what bands they like and then they get a real smug face and will tell them to their face that they listen to shitty metal and then walk away

dont worry baby, ill save u.  lets go back 2 my house and watch bill and teds excellent adventure on vhs.  u remember ecto cooler?  well i got some back at the house.  yeah thats right its totally deadstock, just like my nikes.  we can mix it with some of that grey goose my older brother gave me when i went and visited him in new york last month.

this guy is probably makin that face cause he thinks he got a bad tastin twizzler or cause hes tryin to be funny and making a gasface when u eatin candy is totally ironic and stuff but id like to think that hes just thinkin real hard on how to find a way to get more of his eyebrow hairs attached to his  upper lip

 

i can promise u that 6 years ago this girl would be wearin sweatpants playin pong at a soccer team party but its 2009 and she got wit the times and copped herself some vintage threads and will take some dude back to her dorm so they can smoke some weed, listen to animal collective and then make out until 4am

i know theres always been 'TOTALLY WACKY' girls that really aint all that much to write home about but they bust out a train conductor hat or whatever and mix it up and have a wicked posi attitude and are generally fun to hang out with even tho u would never want to see them wit they clothes off but i feel like their numbers have quadrupled since people started wearin fake glasses again.  by the way if u own a pair of glasses that aren't prescriptionand arent sunglasses u can fuck right off.  fake glasses got big in the 80s when peopel would wear oliver peoples or whatever  and then in the 90s it died off and in the last couple years people decided that its cool to look like steve urkel again.  i cant wait until other physical problems become cool so i can go to my favorite bar and see 20 year old shitheads with fake hearing aids and orthopedic shoes.

honest to blog

INTERNAL MONOLOGUE

shit i wish cammy would turn the ac on, its hot as hell in here!!  i thought i would be fine on this summer night wearin this badass tanktop but for some reason im stuck in the backseat of this 98 kia sephia sweatin my freakin nuts off, what the hell????

wizard stick is a great drinkin game cause its not really a game just a way for u to dickwave how much u drank that night much like a jock would.  i will expand this topic and many other in my thesis entitled hip 2 be square: an analyzation of culture adaptation among 20something dipshits

DO IT BRIAN!!! DO IT

no mike.  it is too early.  i will wait until the the twelve people on the basement dancefloor indicate that they're ready for what i'm about to bring.  secretly they have been preparing for this moment all night but soon their prayers will be answered.  this party just needs a little more amplitude.  i will know the time is right when my fake glasses begin to fog.  then AND ONLY THEn will i drop my JUSTICE VS. KISS- 'I WANNA ROCK AND ROLL ALL NIGHT (AND D.A.N.C.E. EVERY DAY) mashup.

this is what happens when u drink too many sparks, bros.  please party responsibly.

Hipsters. The Pains of Being Pure at Heart.

midnite cowboy junkies

What's goin' on?
Cant we get some peace & understanidg?
what's love got to do with it?
did you see nick & nora's "infinite playlist"?
ted leo

its my opinon &* i may be in the "minority" for believin this but i dont think hoodies with hoods up ever look good, esp not on guys or on girls thx lcd soundsystem

this girl is so "cool" that if internet ppl were to see her, they would detective her & find out where she lives & that would be uncool so she has covered her face with the hippest mspaint ink black0043 vampire weekend

lol beastie boys

you r a prisoner. a prisoner ... of culture. lemonade.

those white boat shoes are perfectly appropriate fortaking pictures & bathrooming, nice dslr is that an nikon? cool man mia

the most skillful camel cig placement ive ever seen in "hipster photography" the field

It's open mic night & i'm all alone
No one will call me on my telephone
My acapella group has made me estranged
My only life left is an adbusters page
Someone still loves u boris yeltsin

2 Little Hipsters Sittin' In A Tree. She & Him.

"I went to work today." A QUOTE FROM THIS ACTUAL IRL GUY mf doom

what a "crazY" outfit lol panda bear

hello comrade, perhaps you cuold meet me at the location (coffeeshop on 3rd & pico) & we could discuss the "revolution" ron paul 08 immortal technique

what an ugly shirt. bright eyes

the "classical" "hipseter" http://dardel.info/museum/museum4/ApolloLycian.jpg gang of four

fat.

hanes is the new am appy hth radiohead

aggh do black people surf, seriously I neva seen a black surfer, uh oh I'm a b da 1st yea teach me pls -the REAL SHAQ 2009 jens lekman

this guy is pretty cool ... NOT -jhip media refernce to years ago, hey did you hear that ron paul sucked off bruno read about it at my new blog "thehipsterrunnoff.hip" cat powers

che guavera murdered millions of children you asshole. nice shoes hehe peter bjorn& john

FUCKYEA new headphone day!!

All the Hipsters. They Surround Us. Buraka Som Sistema.

id be ashamed too to show my face ... ashamed, that is, if i were HIPESTER & whitemale lil wayne

i love indians oops native amerikkans & their lovely drug induced culture i am the american spirit one with the spirit of easy rider & jack nicholsons early films (before he started just "playing himself") lumberjack insult something fleet foxes

is that a "hot dog"? cos i'd really like to "poupon" it lol hot chip

ever heard of a little band called "Lou Reed"? :smug: jesus& mary chain

way to "ironically" "own" "amerikka" "fucktard" new times viking

lol john mayer lol dslr lol even i have those brown style faux chucks organized konfusion

sometimes i do hipster karaoke with my friend the "hipster grifter" & then we have hipster sex while i come on her chest tatt with my pbr flavored cum, lol "fixed-gear bicycle" metric

ever heard of a little band called "wolfmother" :smug: mission of burma

i am "sad" hipseter let me unwind to "unwound" & sawns & birthday party 14 iced bears

it is sweaty outside & my armpits will be very sweaty i will be sweaty hipseter girls love sweat & smelly boys & also gay boys i act gay to get all the hipster girls beirut

i listen to kraftwrek & tuck my shirt in lol what a l0ser m. ward

i am a hipster going to work beep boop bopp harmonia