INTERNAL MONOLOGUE
shit i wish cammy would turn the ac on, its hot as hell in here!! i thought i would be fine on this summer night wearin this badass tanktop but for some reason im stuck in the backseat of this 98 kia sephia sweatin my freakin nuts off, what the hell????
wizard stick is a great drinkin game cause its not really a game just a way for u to dickwave how much u drank that night much like a jock would. i will expand this topic and many other in my thesis entitled hip 2 be square: an analyzation of culture adaptation among 20something dipshits
DO IT BRIAN!!! DO IT
no mike. it is too early. i will wait until the the twelve people on the basement dancefloor indicate that they're ready for what i'm about to bring. secretly they have been preparing for this moment all night but soon their prayers will be answered. this party just needs a little more amplitude. i will know the time is right when my fake glasses begin to fog. then AND ONLY THEn will i drop my JUSTICE VS. KISS- 'I WANNA ROCK AND ROLL ALL NIGHT (AND D.A.N.C.E. EVERY DAY) mashup.
this is what happens when u drink too many sparks, bros. please party responsibly.
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